Name: Brueder Walter
Alter-Ego: Brueder Wiley
Porn Name: BY Jelly
Rap Name: B-Wyl
Age: 11 months
Weight: 68 pounds
Color: Copper/Brown
Power: Tail of Pain
Favorite Show: Ultimate Dog Championship
Strength: Bobby Fischer mind of steel (smart, smart, smart); Melt your heart appearance
Weakness: Male pee squatter; Anxiety
Favorite Non-Pack Friend: Uncle Pauly
2 comments:
You overlooked those demon eyes (see picture in post). He can see at night with them (which is why he must always stay in the cage at all costs).
Dear Brueder,
We caught a mouse. You would have been impressed. I pounced on it when it came up from the basement through the dining room heat register. I think I played with it a little rough. Mocha tried to revive it with Luke. They licked it and licked it but it was no good. Caesar carried it to mom and she got the dust pan and carried it out to the red round thing where all fun things we destroy, shatter, chew, etc disappear. Darn. It was just starting to smell good enough to eat.
Love to the girls,
Yoda Evans-Eidens
(and my crew...Mo-Mocha, Sir Duke Luke, and Blind Caesar)
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